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april132009:

Is that a fish in your pocket or is uyor penis wrigglinh and writhing frantically in the hopesof returning to the sea

inneskeeper:

“If you smile too much you’ll get laugh lines!!!!!” what a horrible curse, to be afraid of having happiness permanently placed onto your body

bitethebullets:

i hope fagginess and transness and dykness all take over and kill everyone

prisonhannibal:

how am I expected to act normal when there’s literally sounds

mothercain:

maybe if men touched each other gently more often like women do, they wouldn’t be so grouchy all the time

witchwardian:

twofingerswhiskey:

people who don’t wear glasses don’t get the added benefit of taking off your HD eyesight for a while. just. fuck it! i’m done. 240p vision time

I’ve seen enough.

hotvampireadjacent:

garbage-empress:

hotvampireadjacent:

I spare as many insects as possible so when I’m in a life or death situation our psychic link will activate as they all rush to my aid

oh i do it because i am a good person. guess you’ve got some growing to do.

It’s not a fuckijg contest

INSECTS ATTACK

🐜🐞🐛🕷🦟🦟🪲🪳

noodles-07:

noodles-07:

literally why would you tell an apocalyptic/post-apocalyptic story if not to showcase the inherent goodness of humanity

enough stories about humans turning on each other and themselves I want more stories about treating a stranger’s wounds because you’re both alive I want more stories about making hot cocoa over a makeshift fire I want more stories about saving each other for the sake of saving each other because if you don’t, who will