Is that a fish in your pocket or is uyor penis wrigglinh and writhing frantically in the hopesof returning to the sea
“If you smile too much you’ll get laugh lines!!!!!” what a horrible curse, to be afraid of having happiness permanently placed onto your body
i hope fagginess and transness and dykness all take over and kill everyone
how am I expected to act normal when there’s literally sounds
maybe if men touched each other gently more often like women do, they wouldn’t be so grouchy all the time
people who don’t wear glasses don’t get the added benefit of taking off your HD eyesight for a while. just. fuck it! i’m done. 240p vision time
I’ve seen enough.
I spare as many insects as possible so when I’m in a life or death situation our psychic link will activate as they all rush to my aid
oh i do it because i am a good person. guess you’ve got some growing to do.
It’s not a fuckijg contest
INSECTS ATTACK
🐜🐞🐛🕷🦟🦟🪲🪳
literally why would you tell an apocalyptic/post-apocalyptic story if not to showcase the inherent goodness of humanity
enough stories about humans turning on each other and themselves I want more stories about treating a stranger’s wounds because you’re both alive I want more stories about making hot cocoa over a makeshift fire I want more stories about saving each other for the sake of saving each other because if you don’t, who will